You will be raped mentally and anally. - 82% Written by LifeInAFireBox on February 9th, 2005 If you've read any of the other reviews, or even listen to any death metal, you already have a decent idea of what Wormed is about. Quite simply, they want to be the heaviest, craziest fucking band in the world. Were they successful? Pretty much. Take Cryptopsy's brain-scattering technicality, the over all tone of Suffocation, the rhythmic stuttering riffs of Meshuggah, and the vocals of Anal Bleeding (probably the only band I've heard who's vocals are remotely this low), and you have, for the most part, Wormed. After all I'd heard about this band, I had very high expectations. Fortunately, and even surprisingly, they were met. I really only have two complaints about this album. As odd of a thing as it is to say about a death metal CD, this is too short. This is probably one of the shortest, if not THE shortest LP I've ever seen. Finishing up in a mere (and just barely) 25 minutes, it might leave you saying ... "Where's the rest?" The production is my other complaint, it's by no means bad ... but, it is the only thing stopping this from being the heaviest material this side of uranium - the guitar, needs to be just a bit louder. And, despite it being heavier than most people could comprehend, it's not always as "aggressive" I guess, as say Origin. Of course, that's not a complaint, because Origin can get old pretty fast due to that fact. Okay - I'm done complaining ... besides those pretty minor things, this CD completely destroys. I like the way the drums sound, raw and snappy, yet able to cut through the mix. The bass sticks out, will give you plenty of kick, but won't get over used in it's popping and stand-alone fills, like in other bands that copied Cryptopsy. The guitars have more crunch than a bag of Doritos (bad analogy ... but you get the point ...) and the vocals ... It's not really possible for someone to review this CD without commenting on the vocals. I was actually not sure a human could make a sound so low. Ironically, it's like giant WORM, like from Star Wars or something ... the most gargantuan, ugly, lard-assed worm ever, with the ability to make noises someone similar to a human - at the same time though, he's pissed off, and flailing around like a crazy motherfucker ... yeah, that's what the vocals sound like. And people mostly put this toward them being one of the heaviest bands in existence - and yet, it does add a huge amount, but you take that away, and there's plenty of bands on par. (And I was never one to say just because something heavy, doesn't mean it's good) But damn, it IS good. I also don't see why people call this "experiemental" - it's really not that strange. Minus the track "Fragments", and the extremely weird, and out of place passage in "Geodesic Dome" - there's nothing I'd call "experimental" ... Unless you consider their odd lyrical concept to be part of that. I do enjoy that concept - it's different, it's cool, and it somehow really fits the music. Highlight Tracks: Geodesic Dome - Actually has some of the lowest vocals of all. Technical as Hell, has some good grooves, and of course the extremely weird, yet surpringly enjoyable, spacey, emocore-ish sounding(?) part. There's really nothing to compare that part to. Probably the best song on the CD. Yuem - Weird, complex yet somehow catchy rhythme (Why can't Meshuggah do that?) some great drum playing on display, and another mind-numbing trip of technicality. Final thoughts: the primary weakness of this album is it's length. It's TOO SHORT. Nothing gets time to gel, and you'll just find yourself having to listen to it 948 times ... and unfortunately, having done so, I still think the songs can sound alike at times ... but, damn, it's original regardless of the bizzare exprimental shit, and obviously one of the heaviest things you will ever hear in your life ... if you like brutal death metal, this is must. BACK TO TOP A landmark in insanity - 80% Written by stickyshooZ on October 7th, 2004 I’ve come to realize that dictionaries everywhere need to be updated. Why? Because if you look up the word “chaos” as well as all of its synonyms, there aren’t any pictures of ‘Planisphaerium’ next to the definitions! This album is purely murderous and utter brain rape insanity from start to finish. Wormed’s first album is twenty five minutes of razorblade death metal riffs, bludgeoning bass, erratic double bass, heaps of heavy riffs, savage howls, and of course, extra slabs of riffs. Each song pulsates with inhuman brutality, rage, and sheer technical fervency that it makes my brain bleed out. If you’re expecting something that will slow down and comfort you when you’re deplored, then you are gravely mistaken. You’re more likely to receive a lesion rather than a pat on the back. ‘Tunnel of Ions’ starts the album off with a sharp little guitar riff, which detonates the fuse on this baby and as a result, everything explodes into full out death metal Hell. God damnit, my shit has been ruined by the iron fist of booming bass, jaw dropping drum pummel, and super crunchy, shredding guitar riffs. Mutilating riffs are always attacking you; there is no escape. The crunchy and sharp guitars slash and tear your skin away and rip it right off of your bones. There are many ultra technical riffs, similar to bands like Cryptopsy and later Cannibal Corpse, albeit they are not as punchy or possess as many hooks. The real problem is that the guitars aren’t loud enough. If you want to be battered and bashed, you need to have it LOUD! I want to be smashed into the ground until I’m suffocating and drowning in dominating riffs; not saved from it by some musical lifeguard (the ones who were responsible for the production of this album) who decided that the guitars were too dangerous to play with. Ooooooo yay, while the lifeguards are busy with their dicks in their hands, the bass runs free causing complete chaos. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, DIE! The bass is easily heard in the mix as it grabs necks everywhere and smashes faces into the floor, leaving nothing but a bloody stump. That bass could break your face just by glancing at you if it wanted to. If anyone complained about the bass not being loud enough and they are still breathing today, then chances are that the bass deemed them unworthy of death and that going through life as a doofus would be much more of a fitting punishment. Not enough beat down for you yet? Well, just wait until you get a taste of the throbbing drumming. Holy damn, this guy really goes above and beyond when it comes to speed while managing to keep it interesting. You know what I’m tired of? All of those death metal bands that just use blast beats, blast beats, and surprisingly, more blast beats…you won’t ever find Wormed using that cliché method in such a redundant manner like their ‘predecessors.’ The burley drum sound is like taking a hammer in face at the speed of a chain gun. Hey, Schwarzenegger! Drop that chain gun and just carry Andy C. in your pocket whenever you want to really terminate something. This time no one will “be back.” This time, everyone dies. It’s good to see that there is still some metal, especially death metal (which generally takes the cake for recursive and dull lyrics), that possesses lyrical intellect. What really strikes me into awe is the bands singer, Phlegeton, which happens to be one of the bands most distinguishable features. Holy shit, this guy sounds like a more guttural version of Lord Worm (Cryptopsy)! It’s almost impossible to believe that a human is capable of producing such raging, skull-fucking shrieks and growls. Listeners might want to take the safety of their temporal lobes into consideration before getting a taste of Phlegeton’s monstrous vocals. I dare anyone to read about the concept of this album (this information can be obtained off of the band’s official website) and give feasible testament that the album’s story comes up short in the light of brilliance. Space, time, evolution, dimensions, and planets are the main keys in this unusual theme. Each song plays a unique roll in the story, but I leave it up to you, the reader, to discover that for yourself. So, you think Dying Fetus is brutal? Give this a listen and learn what real insanity and violence sounds like. However, don’t tell anyone that I recommended this, because I do not want to be blamed for being an indirect factor for any brain damage that may occur. BACK TO TOP A taste of the strange...and I like it! - 84% Written by Antikrist on September 15th, 2004 From the first minute of this album, I knew that this was some wierd shit I was listening to. After all, bands that play music about quantum physics and the like aren't exactly going to be run-of-the-mill death metal. While the band puts up a real death metal riff attack with some strange sounds, it's also the vocals and drums that make this sound so strange. The first thing that struck me was the sound of these vocals...in fact the first thing I thought they sounded like was a giant jungle lizard for some reason, and in fact these are about as inhuman as humans can sound. The only fitting comparison I can think of is the vocalist from Abandoned Grave of Germany. I can see the Lord Worm comparison in terms of how inhuman they sound, but I don't think this vocalist sounds much like Lord Worm at all. And, yes, you won't understand one syllable of the lyrics with these vocals. The drumming is nothing near the typical death/grind drumming of today. The snare drum for one sounds like it's one of those carribean metal drums they play on the beach (except that it's only one tone). And the drummer is not afraid to introduce some unique drumlines into the mix apart from the traditional blast and grind beats. At times he will even slow to half-pace drumming over a very brutal riff making for some interesting listening. He also introduces more original brutal drumlines into the mix at times. The riffage itself comes off as brutally as you'd expect from death metal, but it's not done in any conventional ways. This is one thing you really have to hear to understand, but don't expect any Deicide-worship, that's for sure. I don't really know how to justify this album as worthy of listening to except that if you like death metal at all and want to hear something that you haven't heard before and probably won't hear again (until Wormed release a follow-up album...hopefully soon) then this is worthy of your time. It's a truly enjoyable release. BACK TO TOP Busting my review cherry... - 60% Written by MetalCheese on April 12th, 2004 The very first time I gave this album a spin, I gave up on death metal right then and there, for 5 whole minutes. I threw my hands up in disgust, and about a minute in to "Tunnel Of Ions" I hopped off of my sofa, and proclaimed to my overweight Tabby that... "This is noise! Nothing but noise!" I turned my craptastic CD player off, removed the disc, and inserted it into it's case. I then returned to my sofa, and began humming that godlike Sodom riff from "Tired And Red" (You know the one!) in an effort to clear that chaotic noise from my mind. Now, I know I'm supposed to be reviewing the CD, and I will get to that in a second.... But first, let me tell you a little something about myself. Most of the time when I purchase a Metal CD, I dislike it... At first. Unless it's some super happy sounding Power Metal band with squeaky clean production and epic songstructures, I dislike it. I don't know why (Besides the fact that I'm a strange DOOD) seeing as most of favorite bands would be considered highly inaccessible, but this is the case. Hell, maybe I'm a fruitcake, but it usually takes me a few listens to appreciate anything even REMOTELY intense. Realizing this about myself, I decided to give Wormed (Cool name) another listen. I popped the CD back in and started to listen... And while now I don't consider the music on "Planisphaerium" to be noise, I wouldn't argue with someone who thought it to be. After all, I'm a seasoned Metalhead, and I could barely take this..... It's BROOTAL DEATH METAL BABY! Now...*quick breath* on to the music. In case I didn't establish it in my babbling above, this is some skullcrushing, disemboweling, virgin raping stuff! I'll begin with the vocalist, or as I like to call him, Human Garbage Disposal-man! (Not creative enough for you? Well I'm writing this at 3 AM, so fuck right off.) Now, Human Garbage Disposal-man's vocals are sicker and more vomitous than your usual Death Metal vocalist. To truly understand how INSANE this man's vocals are, imagine that he swallows his microphone, and while he is gagging for air, proceeds to stab himself in the neck with a writing utencil.... NOW, imagine the gurgly sounds he makes before killing over. Increase the intensity of those sounds a couple of times over, and spread them throughout a 30 minute album. Got it? And don't even THINK about trying to make out what he's saying. You'll surely give yourself a brain hemorrhage and YOU WILL DIE! There are a few clean vocal breaks, but those only last for seconds, and are pretty unintelligble too. What I haven't established yet is if I dig these vocals or not... Well yeah, I think they are pretty damn cool. As far as uniqueness goes, Human Garbage Disposal Man is up there with Antti from Demillich. The drums are mixed FAR TOO LOW in the mix, and are overpowered by the guitars. The drums, when fully audible, sound horrid, by the way..... I don't know what he's hitting (I don't know a damn thing about drum pieces) Buuuuuuuut.... Remember that album "St. Anger" by that one band.... Me..... Met..... Ah, it's that Mallcore band that used to put out Mediocre Thrash albums. Their name's not important, just that album. Remember those ear-violating drums that sounded like trash can lids, and pots and pans? Well the Wormed drummer likes to play the pots and pans too, except he keeps his "drumming" in the background. Thank you good fellow... And Lars, take notes buddy! ... On second thought, don't take notes. Just retire. :) The guitars are WAY too distorted, which is a shame... They have some decent riffs, but due to the insane distortion the riffs tend to blend together and become indistinguishable from each other. They bust out some awesome riffs throughout the album (The song "Voxel Mitosis" for instance), but too much of the time they become just a wall of fuzz, and they also tend to reuse a lot of riffs throughout the album... GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, WORMED! The bass is playing... Fuck knows. Bass audability is forbidden in Death Metal, don't you know that sucka? Iiiiiiin conclusion, I can say that I do not hate this album. I find it to be mediocre, but I can definately see some potential in these Wormed fellas. Perhaps with a thicker drum sound, and the distortion turned down a few notches, these guys can release something so kickass that the Cheesemeister is forced to review due to sheer awesomeness. I do appreciate the lyrics though (I'm sick of "death this" and "murder that"... Space, psychosis, and human evolution is the way to go!) Lyrics are pretty important to me, so I will award "Planisphaerium" a generous 60% instead of the 50% that I was going to give it. BACK TO TOP Super brutal album with a crazy concept - 95% Written by WinterElegy on April 5th, 2004 I don't know where to begin with this release. Wormed constantly pummels you with a massivle onslaught of super brutal metal throughout this release. There is some crazy concept behind this album that deals with space travel and the human conciousness, go to their site if you want to read it, it is very interesting. It is always good to see some intellegent death metal these days. Anyway, every song on this cd will keep you awake and occupied. Nothing boring about this cd, they keep the riffs changing and will occasionally through in something really random that still sounds badass. I forget the order of the songs, but here is a breakdown on them anyway: Tunnel of Ion: Fucking insane intro track. The singer has some super fucking up low ass growl vocals which are amazing and fit really with the music...sometimes. On this track the vocals are more growly and intense which is really cool. This track pummels you with random snare that sounds like a trashcan in the background. Anyway it breaks down to some slow intense stuff and then goes back into super pummeling mode. There are some really quick stops which amplify the intensity of the proceeding riffs Ylem: Starts off with some weird riff then goes into super intense stuff, but has the riff has some like one second parts that are just bass and drums to change things up. Little things like that make this record great. The end gets slow with some really scary growling. Dehydrating: Another brutal song that crushes your skull. There are some awesome groove riffs somewhere in this song, then near then end there is some..possibly talking...it is really cool whatever it is. Fragments: Some crazy awesome 15 second clip of something random, but it is really atmosphereic and spacy. I wish it were longer and they did more things like this on the record because the concept of it deals with space and what not, but as it is it still fucking rocks. Geodisic Dome: This song has more of the super low gutteral vocals that just sound like "uuuuu" I dont like these as much, but they are pretty good. There are cool riffs on this song and it is also badass. Then in the middle this REALLY strange part comes in with some high guitar notes and normal talking, but it somehow totally flows with the song and makes it so much cooler. Too bad it only lasts for like three seconds Planispharieum: The title track, of course it kicks ass, it starts with a sledgehammer riff that pounds away at your brain and then it goes into the fast brutal stuff these guys do best. Fucking fast and intense, a combonation of the "uuuu" vocals and the slightly more growly ones. Some interesting drumming at about 3:00. Sounds almost tribal then it has an awesome ending and unfortunately is over. Voxel Mitosis: I have no idea what this or half the titles mean but it sounds awesome. The intro riff is groovy, then the rest of the song kicks ass too. It gets really groovy after 1:00. Awesome song Pulses in Rhombus Form: The weirdest song title ever, but possibly the coolest. The intro is pretty generic, but then some cool riffs come in and this song becomes unique. Just when you think this song is a generic wormed song, he throws in some different growl vocals which sound very good. Then they have another cool riff and you remember this was the best album you've heard in a long time. Damn this album was so badass. BACK TO TOP Holy shit. :O - 95% Written by Spawnhorde on January 18th, 2004 Hands down, one of the best releases of 2003, Wormed's first full length album, 'Planisphaerium', is fucking killer. I have not one quarrel with this album's execution. The concept has something to do with Humans' ultimate evolution in the realm of Outer Space, but I'm not completely sure about the full story. As always, though, lyrics aren't necessarily what concerns me (first, at least). It's the sheer layers of sound here. Everything is playing over everything else so damn well. Macabre Mementos is already my favorite label, just for having 4 brutal bands worthy of getting 90s and above. This album doesn't change a thing, and possibly improves my opinion of the label's direction. As for instruments, the drums. Holy shit. The drums are all over the place. Andy really knows how to kill his set, pulling off huge fills in literally tiny spaces in the song. The guitarist pulls off killer riffs constantly, and there is always sort of a low guitar chug in the background, as well. Oh, and don't even get me started about these vocals. Easily one of my favorite styles of vocals, Wormed's Phlegeton has these really distorted snoring/burping/screaming sound, that sounds almost alien. This really adds to the feel of the album. If Phlegeton's vocals were different, I would give this a 75 or so. They're just that damn cool. If I have to ask one thing of Wormed in their next release, it's that they include keyboards. Now I KNOW this could really disappoint some "total fucking brutal" people out there, but this band NEEDS keyboards, but even if they didn't include them, I would still love this band. I don't mean soaring keyboard solos, I just mean "out there" keys, to add to the spacey vibe. Overall, this album is total fucking slayage. Buy it NOW. BACK TO TOP Brutal Death Metal done right - 90% Written by Megafury on July 17th, 2003 This truly is hyper ultra brutal death metal, which the band describes their sound as. The heavy guitars scratch through your ear drums, the powerful blast beats pound on your skull, and those low growls from the gut sink into your head. Although the songs do tend to sound a little too similar, the band's general sound is great. Every song is a chaotic mess of noise. This is one of those albums that I listen straight from begining to end, rather then skipping to what track I like becuase the album as a whole works good as one really song that changes grinding grooves throughout transition to another track. If you ever want to piss off your neighbors, put this album up on full blast and this album will torture them. I could see their ears getting ripped to shreds by all the songs here. The track Fragments is the only track that's completley different form the whole album because it's not even really a song. Just some 14 second sound clip. Geodesic Dome is also another track on the album with something a little different thrown in the mix. It came to a surprise to me when, after the blistering noise, I heard regular singing and calmer music playing for a few seconds, then it got back to the brutal music. Fans of Cephalic Carnage, Cryptopsy, Dying Fetus, and Pig Destroyer, take my advice, get this album if you haven't already. Reviewed by Iadalbaoth / www.friedhof-magazine.com BACK TO TOP |